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"MRW a replacement professor enters the wrong class Oops, wrong sub."
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"If I've learned anything from online dating sites it's that all the single women are on top of mountains."
"[sees girl reading Lord of the Rings] ""Ah I love that book. The way that guy is just [clenches fist] the Lord of all those freakin rings."""
"My voice is like a pony, A little Horse."
"What do you get when Philip Glass breaks? John Cage."
"What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse A **stealthoscope**"
"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"
"whats the difference between rush limbaugh and the hindenburg? ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp"
"My girlfriend asked me how I viewed lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."
"My son likes to kick things. He really needs a dog or a wife."