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Joke of the Day

"whats the difference between rush limbaugh and the hindenburg? ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp"

"What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss"

"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then"

"a sphincter says what? pants up, dont poop."

"So many women in the world, but out of all the men in the world who has the best picks? Probably climbers and miners."

"My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful"

"I went to Russia, met a guy called Vladislav * **Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.**"

"I went out with an Asian girl once I asked for a 69, She said ""Fuck off I'm not cooking egg fried rice this time of night"""

"What is an epileptics favourite food? Seizure Salad"

"Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy."