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Joke of the Day
"My son likes to kick things. He really needs a dog or a wife."
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"What do you call a conversation with your professor when you are blown? I guess you would call it a high-class conversation."
"I honked at the funeral procession out of SUPPORT"
"If you're constantly posting ""loving my life!"" as your Facebook status, you're probably not."
"Judging by your selfie, I can't help wonder why your mother didn't try & sell you to a circus when you were younger."
"Jumping Off A Building Two men, one black and one white, jump off a building, which one arrives first on the floor? A: The white one. The black man was busy stealing the air conditioners."
"I backed a horse at 10/1 yesterday... It came in at quarter past 4."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke her face. I'll see myself out."
"wonder if ppl who watch the show Finding Bigfoot are aware that every episode they watch will end with them not finding Bigfoot..."
"What's an acceptable absolute zero? 0K."