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Joke of the Day

"If I've learned anything from online dating sites it's that all the single women are on top of mountains."

"I just had to clean all the windows in my house. What a pane in the glass that was."

"Welcome to Sarcastic Club Im sooo happy to see you all Anyone know the 1st rule? ""Be less sarcastic?"" Ooo lets have this guy teach the class"

"a lady was like ""can you believe he's 14 months old already"" and i am like you know what i can cause you post a pic of him every single day"

"Why was the Dragonborn arrested in the Whiterun bakery? Dough fucking."

"People ask where I see myself in 5 years But I always tell them that I don't have 2020 vision"

"What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common? Same middle name."

"Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? *reason #42 why I can't fall asleep"

"I told my girlfriend she should work at UPS She's good at handling packages"

"Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?"