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Joke of the Day

"What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse A **stealthoscope**"

"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"What's the best thing about being black? Not having to listen to awful dad jokes."

"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C! [ I'm^so^sorry ]"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?!?"

"Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar."

"They could of at least added a middle finger emoji on iOS7."

"Saying Trump can't be an antisemite because his daughter converted to Judaism is like saying he can't be sexist because he married a woman."

"You can't say happiness without saying penis. Coincidence ? I think NOT..."

"I just want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa... Not like the passengers in his car who were screaming quite loudly."