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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"
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"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"
"Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite."
"No one knows if you're cool when you're a jew because backwards yarmulkes look the same as normal ones"
"North Korea's launch code B A"
"There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face."
"If you're American before you go in the bathroom and American after you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"
"A man streaked passed two old women in the park... the first one had a stroke; the other missed"
"I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. ... .... It's true! I saw it with my own eyes."
"If you want a waitress to leave you alone for a half hour, tell her you need 5 more minutes to order."