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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"

"""ENTER PASSWORD"" *types 'snowflake'* ""RE-ENTER PASSWORD"" *types 'snowflake'* ""ERROR. PASSWORDS MUST BE IDENTICAL""."

"What do you call Bob Dylan sucking your dick in a hurricane? The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind."

"If there's one thing Trump should have learned from history... It's that the theater has NEVER been a safe space for presidents."

"A recent study found that an estimated 25% of Republicans are on medication for mental illness. Why in the hell are we letting the other 75% go untreated???"

"What do you get if you cross an illiterate african american with an illegal hispanic immigrant looking for a green card? A U.S soldier."

"""Fruit OR Vegetable?"" *pic of apple* fruit. *pic of carrot* vegetable *pic of Ryan Seacrest on life support* oh geez idk"

"That uneasy moment when your one night stand thinks otherwise and is anticipating you to change your relationship status."

"I inherited an Epipen My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"Sorry I unfollowed you on Instagram, but you take at least 10 pics of your face everyday. I don't even look at my wife that much."