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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!"
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"What symbol dispels a hex? A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister."
"My first time... My first time having sex and playing football were a lot alike... When it was all said and done I was exhausted bruised and bloody... But atleast my dad came..."
"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."
"Why did the cop cross the road? To shoot a black kid."
"I've just opened a casino for dogs where they can play roulette, poker blackjack etc... They'll have to go outside for craps though."
"A suicide bomber is teaching some new recruits... He said, ""Watch this demonstration carefully. I'm only going to do this once."""
"Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. Descartes replies ""I think not"" and vanishes."
"Sometimes I stop suddenly when I have sex with my girlfriend. She asks, ""Why did you stop?"" I reply, ""Oh, it's something I learned in porn. It's called buffering."""