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Joke of the Day

"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."

"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band... I'd stand at the back and ting"

"Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she got hit by a bus"

"One time my teacher was telling a story about war and the girl in front of me slowly opened her laptop and liked Downy on Facebook."

"How do you seize the means of production? By overthrowing the bourgeoisie "

"Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? Darth Vader."

"Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is."

"What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed? Silence of the Limbs"

"I quit my job as a taxi driver... I just can't stand people talking behind my back."

"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action."