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Joke of the Day

"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."

"Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble."

"Did you hear about how James Bond slept through an earthquake? He was shaken, not stirred."

"Jared Fogle was 994.4 terabytes short of being a petaphile ayy"

"Dad, Why was Mahatma Gandhi bald ""Because he always spoke the truth"" ""Oh! That's why woman have long hair"""

"What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !"

"When coining nicknames, be sure it reflects how that person has impacted your life. For example, my two sons Buzzkill and Third Mortgage."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""

"Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives. Sorry, that was spam."

"Why can't melons have shotgun weddings? They cantaloupe"