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Joke of the Day

"What symbol dispels a hex? A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister."

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"BBQ joint offers the ""Betty Ford Special"" Half a rack with extra sauce"
"I have a friend who is really into Christianity... ...he goes to church religiously."
"What does a horny frog say? Rub it- rub it"
"What's black and white and red all over? Schindler's List"
"What do you call a color that doesn't exist? A pigment of your imagination."
"The wind just blew a napkin off my table and down the street. That one's on you, Earth."
"Ellen Pao on the new $10 bill! worth 2 cents"
"How attractive are skeletons? They're drop dead gorgeous!"
"A Spanish magician says he can make himself disappear on the count of 3 Uno, dos... Suddenly the magician disappears without a tres."