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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I stop suddenly when I have sex with my girlfriend. She asks, ""Why did you stop?"" I reply, ""Oh, it's something I learned in porn. It's called buffering."""

"A Woman Comes To The Physician - Herr doctor! My husband is very sick! - OK. Get undressed and show me what does he complain of..."

"As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps."

"Women are like a 1000 piece puzzle... Hard to finish in 10minutes"

"What do you call a hard rock fan going through gender reassignment surgery? A transition metal."

"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""

"The U.S. will soon have the first first lady that was not born in the U.S. Vladimir Putin"

"A man walks onto a plane... ... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The stuardess turns: ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one item of carrion"""

"I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It's a Babe magnet."

"My friend got a job as a metronome. I said, is that a regular thing?"