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Joke of the Day

"A suicide bomber is teaching some new recruits... He said, ""Watch this demonstration carefully. I'm only going to do this once."""

"Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light as I prefer to eat my fries from the dashboard."

"Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel."

"Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, ""Venison's dear isn't it?"", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended"

"When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !"

"What does one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches"

"""Hello flight 56 if you hear me rock your wings.."" ""OK TOWER IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"""

"TIFU by giving my coworker my #23 I got his Togos #24. I hate avoc... whoops, wrong sub"

"Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault."

"What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun? ""Tom"" Cruise Missiles."