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Joke of the Day

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. Descartes replies ""I think not"" and vanishes."

"This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210 Cleveland Browns, 3 >Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*"

"While everyone is pre-occupied with the reddit CEO/admins/FPH ban, don't forget what's really important The New England Patriots deflated their footballs."

"What invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"

"What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity? A cheetah"

"What's the difference between communism and capitalism? In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite."

"Fun Fact: You can be charged with home invasion and aggravated assault if you use a box cutter to break down cardboard and a hobo's inside."

"What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas? ..cancer"

"Baywatch Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? A: Silicon Valley."

"Why did the Bloody Mary need a restraining order? Celery Stalks."