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Joke of the Day

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. Descartes replies ""I think not"" and vanishes."

"Subway is rolling out a new signature sub. Ask your sandwich artist for the 'Jared'. It is served with less then 13 grams of fat."

"What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted!"

"I was raped by a group of mimes They did unspeakable things to me."

"BOOK FACT: If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you would be thrown out by security and banned from returning."

"Twitter is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do and takes you nowhere"

"ATTENTION: Can the owner of the 'MarioKart Champion' tshirt return to security? There are several women here who'd like to have sex with you"

"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""

"So They Cancelled Halloween In India This Year. They ran out of Ghandi."