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Joke of the Day

"Pharrell Williams put out a fire on Kim Kardashian's dress this week. Dude is really taking that Smokey the Bear hat of his to heart."

"""Last Christmas"" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?"

"Good News: The Giant Panda is no longer considered 'Endangered'. Bad News: It's now considered 'Extinct'."

"For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there'd be one less blogger."

"Wanna see new features on your TV that you never knew existed? Let a baby play with the remote for about 12 seconds."

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a guy. Feels good till you look down and realize you're gay (Credit to Adam Corolla)"

"""How long have you been chopping wood for?"" ""I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"""

"I love when girls say they need a man that can keep up with them... but immediately go into hysterics when I catch them."

"Two pedophiles sitting on a bench A 12 year old passes by. One pedophile looks at the other and says: Aaah, time forgives no-one. She must've been a stunner in her days"

"How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend? When he starts using condoms with other girls."