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Joke of the Day

"Pharrell Williams put out a fire on Kim Kardashian's dress this week. Dude is really taking that Smokey the Bear hat of his to heart."

"Something on Valentines Day I just don't get... Laid."

"What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together? A Mini Golf."

"Human Cannonball Following the tragic death of the human cannonball at the local fair, a spokesman said, ""We'll struggle to get another man of his calibre""."

"My best friend ran away with my wife.... I miss him."

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"

"How do you sabotage a space mission ? Send Matt Damon"

"Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire? He was born ina 1818."

"A condom isn't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."

"So a sandwich... So a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""