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Joke of the Day

"""How long have you been chopping wood for?"" ""I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"""

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested today... He was charged with battery."

"Judge: ""Micky, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie Mouse, because she is not crazy"" ""I didn't say she was crazy Judge, I said she was fucking Goofy"""

"How do you know a joke isn't a repost? When it doesn't reach the front page."

"How come no one tries to blow up the Pope? I thought he was inflatable."

"Why is SAE not that racist? Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!"

"What do you call a bodyless person, without a nose? Nobody Nose."

"As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell ""JOHN CENA!!"""

"That's the hardest thing about killing a toddler? My dick."

"What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common? Just receding."