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Joke of the Day

"For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there'd be one less blogger."

"What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons"

"What do you call coffee for jews? Hebrew."

"You should know you'll get loud when you start drinking. It says right there on the label, ""Alcohol by volume."""

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney! Merry Christmas sickos! :)"

"What is a oreo? 2 gang members smashing a white boys face."

"Donald Trump walks into an empty bar and says.. ""Am I the only joke here?"""

"Have you heard Schrodinger's joke? It's both funny and not funny at the same time, but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you've told it."

"What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog"

"Old Spice Joke Look at the comments."