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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend? When he starts using condoms with other girls."

"Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? A: 'cuz they ain't got balls to scratch!"

"Girls are like puppies. If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug. SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??"

"What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose."

"The teacher asked the class if everyone got the syllabus. Jimmy raised his hand and said, ""No, I took the boring short bus to school."""

"Im going bananas Is what i tell my bananas before i leave the house."

"Parents My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist. For most of their married life they fought tooth and nail."

"The twin towers is the best LOTR movie in the franchise"

"Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not ""content creator""?"

"Scientists discover that Viagra can also be used to grow new bone."