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Joke of the Day

"""Last Christmas"" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?"

"Telling somebody you love them is like telling them your dream from last night. You can explain all you want. They'll never understand."

"Just got sacked from my job Been working at that jigsaw factory for years I've been in pieces all day :("

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he/she has to want to change."

"Apparently when your boss asks if you're on drugs ""which drugs?"" isn't the appropriate response. I know this now."

"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."

"I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!"

"Did you hear about the girl who went on a date with a cannibal? I hear he ate her pussy."

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? drizzle."

"Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder."