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Joke of the Day

"""Last Christmas"" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?"

"How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs."

"Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !"

"A doctor tells his patient he's got only six months to live. But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor gives him another six months."

"I have a friend who everyone knows is gay but he won't admit it. He'll swallow everything but his pride."

"Don't smoke Unless you're on fire, then it's natural."

"What's Mike Tyson's favorite Scarlett Johansson film? Luthy."

"What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common? They both watch whales."

"Did you guys hear about Joan Rivers? The mortuary got $32 at the recycling center for her body."

"Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather.I am wearing a house."