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Joke of the Day
"What order did Emperor Palpatine give to start the orgy? Execute order sexy sex."
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"The total of the food we had was a bit dark... Because we had ""Dim Sum""."
"Girl Horribly Rejected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va9sVhWuAv8&feature=youtu.be"
"Before Twitter I had to disappoint people in person."
"What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba? The oneba"
"Why is the US terrible at league of legends? Because they can't protect their towers."
"Why are bats blind? Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?"
"What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do"
"Therapist has suggested yoga, for a calming, alternate state of consciousness. But its to much easier just to drink."
"I had Taco Bell for lunch AND dinner. So yes. I've given up on life."