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Joke of the Day

"What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away!"

"Ouch! It was an iron bar! . . . . . . A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar."

"What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal? German Shepherd pie."

"I asked a magician, ""Can you pull a rabbit out of a hat?"" ""No, but I can pull a hare out of my ass"" - (More effective told out loud) :P"

"Birthdays they keep track of how long you've been alive And how long you haven't been inside a vagina"

"If you don't wear a body wallet to bed with all your cash in it, you aren't really raising teens."

"Why do I hear noises? (Teacher) ""With all this talking I assume you are done with your work"" (Student) ""And with all this complaining I assume you're single"""

"I organized a 3-some last night There were 2 no shows, but I still had a good time."

"I guess you could say I like my life how I like my coffee I don't like coffee"

"Not afraid of death anymore because I just woke up from a nap I didn't even know I was having."