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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel? ... One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish."

"Honey, I'm afraid we can't get married anymore. weed_hitler69 just told me I was gay. *looks at Xbox* Thank you sir. You've changed my life."

"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression... It's called Trycoxagain"

"Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? He was a melon-cauliflower."

"My buddy Bob got fired from McDonald's He just couldn't ketchup in the training."

"I've never even come close to having someone at ""Hello""."

"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is gettin better."

"I didn't feel right so I went to the doctor. He only takes one look at me and says, ""Well son, I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" I asked. ""So I can examine you."""

"What's a Frenchmen's favorite vacation? A retreat."

"I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday."