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Joke of the Day
"Whats similar between a non alcoholic beer and your sisters pussy Tastes right but feels wrong"
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"A good friend will help you move. A great friend will help you move a body."
"Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes? ....because they were a rip off"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily don't hit me !"
"If I had a dollar for every time I heard ""grow up!"" I could buy a seriously awesome security system to keep doody heads out of my fort."
"Doctor Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly which way did you come in?"
"What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees? One live baby nailed to ten trees."
"What do you call the Jewish Jamaican singer responsible for pouring the wine at synagogue? De Canter"
"What does a pretentious owl say? Whom whom."
"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"