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Joke of the Day
"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a fire I only have Ash now"
Next Joke
"People often say to me... ""What are you doing in my garden?"""
"If everyone was like you the human race would lose faith in the world."
"Adding ""and shit"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and shit."
"So apparently ""self-deprecating humour"" is what's popular now... And I'm really not that good at it."
"I'm going to put my limbs into each corner of a fitted sheet and attempt to become a sugar glider."
"I hope I will get a girlfriend before I die. It turns out I get an eternal life"
"A man gave me 79 protons Thanks for the gold!"
"How come nobody tells ""Nacho"" jokes anymore? They're too cheesy."
"What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report? She grated it."