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Joke of the Day
"What is E.T short for? Because it has little legs."
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"Autocorrect just changed ""what are your plans"" to ""plants"". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?"
"My previous relationship was like a presidential term. It aged me prematurely and my replacement was elected two months before I was officially out of office!"
"What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? Peanut butter and jammies!"
"""Don't Kid Yourself"" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills."
"whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there."
"The pope gets caught with child porn, he says: ""Just looking at some old home videos at the Catholic Church"". Still a joke guys, I don't actually mean it. :D"
"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick."
"Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events? John Cena."
"What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry? A Prontosaur."