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Joke of the Day
"What is E.T short for? Because it has little legs."
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"Break ups are the worst in China. You see her face everywhere."
"They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun."
"You Shook Me All Night Long is a great song that also describes what I do to my husband when he's snoring."
"I asked my coworker if I could see her tips. So that I could play with her nickels."
"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."
"What did O say to Q? XYZ."
"worst day of my life, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant..... and I found out Wal-Mart doesn't sell metal coat hangers anymore."
"""Swimming is dangerous, so I wear floaties on my arms for safety!"" [cut to me floating face-down in a pool with only my arms above water]"
"I would tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it's too long."