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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry? A Prontosaur."
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"The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."
"They call my dick 'the landmine'... because the second anyone touches it, it explodes :("
"Forrest Gump ran for 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days, which is approximately 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days longer than I've ever run."
"Is Google a he or a she... Is Google a he or a she? A: A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas."
"Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?"
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""I've got a problem, I have 5 penises"" The doctor says ""Woow, how do your pants fit?"", he replies ""like a glove"""
"I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning."
"Real redneck woman. How do you know you're with a real redneck woman? She can put in a dip know what to spit and what to swallow."