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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? Peanut butter and jammies!"
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"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE"
"Wife left a note on the fridge it says ""It's not working, gone to my mom's"" I opened it and opened a beer, it's cold, the fridge works fine?"
"A SEO expert walks into a bar Bar, bars, pub, lounge, restaurant, beer garden, nightclub, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, beer, wine, whisky"
"I walked into a bar the other day... ...ouch"
"Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto? Because he's not a planet."
"Hostess:There's a 45 min wait Me:Do you know who I am? I have THOUSANDS of followers! H:Let me ask my manager *2 min later H:It'll be 43 min"
"What's the hardest thing about rollerskating? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"What can a goose do, that a duck can't, that a lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."
"Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, ""Get down!"" they would all start dancing. I'm so sorry."