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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick."
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"Strange how FB doesn't automatically add the enemies of your enemies as your friends,"
"Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? [NSFW] Because it's full of Arab seamen."
"""I bumped into your wife yesterday"" ""Oh, where?"" ""You know the cafe opposite the S&M club?"" ""Yes"" ""Opposite that cafe"""
"Dolphins thats just a kids TAIL (get it)"
"My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."
"Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe"
"*Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*"
"What did one wall say to the other wall? Lets meet in the corner!"
"How do you reunite the Beatles? With two bullets."