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Joke of the Day
"Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events? John Cena."
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"If I were to ask you to dance naked for me, would your answer be the same as to this question?"
"What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh."
"What do you call someone who murders a hundred people with a potato masher? A mash murderer."
"How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on Deus Voltage"
"I won every fight in 1st grade. Not because I was tough, because I was 13."
"Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too. They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan"
"People used to laugh at me when I said ""I want to be a comedian."" Well, nobody's laughing now."
"Notre Dame beat Navy yesterday. If Navy beats ISIS, does that help Notre Dame's strength of schedule?"
"*whispers softly* ""...is there a King Latifa"""