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Joke of the Day

"I did a theatrical performance on puns today. It was a play on words."

"I like my beer like I like my violence... Domestic"

"A man was arrested today for masturbating on a subway. Apparently, it's a crime to be metrosexual."

"Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes? Because he's extinct"

"I saw Adam Sandler at the beach He said he went there for the SAND"

"Parent: Where are you going at this time of the night all dressed up like a slut? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture."

"What do sperm and politicians have in common? About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human."

"At first I thought the Chinese restaurant canceled my reservation... But then I realized I went to the Wong one."

"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."

"How do you help a woman going through menopause You hit menoplay"