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Joke of the Day

"What do sperm and politicians have in common? About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human."

"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."

"9/11 knock knock *Knock Knock.* Who's there? *9/11* 9/11 who? *You said you'd never forget.*"

"Happy Valentine's Day! So what's everyone doing with their cats tonight??"

"Overly Polite Twins Why were the overly polite twins almost never born? ""After you."" ""No, after you."""

"What do you call a battle of wordplay? Pun-fu fighting"

"If I die before I wake, I pray the lord will clear my browsing history."

"Being an adult is like watching a foreign movie with no subtitles in a crowded theater, everyone else knows what's going on and you just nod"

"What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons? Jose & Hose-B"

"I once met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, dozen tit?"