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Joke of the Day
"Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes? Because he's extinct"
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"What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt? MOO-barak!"
"I walked in the closet. I'm officially a straight man."
"*malia passes me a joint* thanks obama"
"I just watched the uncut version of Scarface. It was just called ""Face."""
"What is worse than bad grammar? pour grammar"
"The 4 stage of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Clause 4. You look like Santa Claus"
"Didja hear about the coke dealer who retired? He didn't want to put his business in other peoples' noses anymore."
"My psychologist and psychiatrist don't agree on my diagnosis so yes, I get what it's like to have people fighting over me."
"If I were a fly on the wall, I'd probably be the slow, uncoordinated one that makes someone feel like a ninja for killing me on first try."