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Joke of the Day
"I saw Adam Sandler at the beach He said he went there for the SAND"
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"yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck."
"Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: My greatest weakness? I'm a bad listener."
"I tried to use the bury a dog above a body trick the graveyard employee didnt let me"
"Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, ""That's not your left foot"" a billion times."
"there has been a shooting at the Westboro Baptist church... police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it."
"I believe Donald Trump can make this country what it once was- -an arctic region with zero population"
"MOPEDS AND FAT LADIES What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."
"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak"
"When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, ""Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."""