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Joke of the Day
"What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop? Take me to your liter!"
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"I wanted to tell a joke about a blind people.. ..I figured they wouldn't see it."
"In 1940 Goebbels made a speech... Proclaiming that the Swastika was an example of the Golden Ratio. Turns out it was a fibbin' Nazi..."
"Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir I cut it shorter."
"Why do lesbians have belly buttons? To hold the tartar sauce."
"What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military? A Sweeping Generalization."
"Just saw myself naked in a full length mirror, and I had an epiphany. Either someone in my family tree had sex with the baboon or pissed off a gypsy."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not"
"What is it called when you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch at noon? Cinnamon Toast Brunch"
"If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?"