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Joke of the Day
"A man was arrested today for masturbating on a subway. Apparently, it's a crime to be metrosexual."
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"What is the worst part about an unfinished joke?"
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"I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers...because I can always count on them."
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"Is bankruptcy spelled with one ""oh shit"" or two?"
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