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Joke of the Day
"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."
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"[At bar] BARTENDER: I dont think she wants to talk man ME: [dabbing on pickle juice as cologne] I think I know what the ladies want pal"
"Jurassic Park, but all of the raptors are played by Jim Carrey."
"How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One hooker at a minimum. However the light bulb must be big enough for two people to fit inside"
"What do you call a group of men in a flying car having unsatisfying sexual intercourse with a single woman because they feel sorry for her? A shitty pity gangbang."
"I tell all the girls I chat to that I last ages in bed. It sounds better than telling them I'm on the dole, and don't get up until lunchtime."
"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop."
"I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn..."
"What's the difference between a jew and a Canoe? Canoes tip"
"What does Zeus wear under his tunic? Thunderwear!"