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Joke of the Day

"At first I thought the Chinese restaurant canceled my reservation... But then I realized I went to the Wong one."

"It's 'before' not 'B4'... We don't speak Bingo here..."

"Why do girls have to get periods? Why can't Mother Nature just text us and be all like ""yo bitch, you ain't pregnant. Catch ya next month homegirl""."

"I like anal sex the way I like my coffee"

"Two bananas are sitting on a river bank.. A turd comes floating by. The turd says "" come on in guys, the waters great!"" The one banana looks at the other banana and says ""you believe that shit!"""

"I think I will take my next drivers license picture drunk so I can say pshaw! I always look like that."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"

"BY COINCIDENCE By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story had adult toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear"

"GPS: leftleft againtake another leftur gonna want to take this leftstay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here"

"Did you hear about that guy who had his penis enlarged? He's much cockier now."