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Joke of the Day

"What Is An Doge? much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good"

"I fill my pockets with glitter so when people ask me for money, I can turn them out to show that I'm broke, but still a little fancy."

"Did you hear about that look alike contest in china? Everybody won"

"There are two types of people in the world Employed people and english majors"

"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot sounds."

"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."

"I'm starting a secret society for people who have been banned from other secret societies. It's called The Illuminaughty. (Don't tell anyone, though. It's a secret.)"

"What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss? We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best."

"I like women like i like my pizza Crusty with lots of cheese."

"This autographed Bible isn't authentic, unless Je$u$ is actually how he signed his name."