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"Did you hear about that look alike contest in china? Everybody won"
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"A Programmer goes to the store to buy groceries... .... and while he's there, his wife calls and says: ""While you're out, get some eggs."" He never returns."
"Your turtle puns tortoise family apart"
"How many meateaters does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather stay in the dark"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Sometimes a canoe tips!"
"Charities - Because nothing shows how far your 2/month could go than a 100 million advertising campaign."
"How do you make a handkerchief dance? ....put a little boogie in it. :| I'm sorry."
"Real chemist never dies ...just stops reacting."
"So since Donnie Yen is in the new Star Wars Rogue Squadron movie... Will his ship be called the X-Wing Chun?"
"Why do Pillows work? Cause they're white"