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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."
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"Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."
"The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high."
"What's the key to long lasting Relationships? Not breaking up"
"""If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."" Bill Cosby"
"What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring? It was Oak, Eh!"
"I installed a pedometer app on my phone But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids."
"I used to joke and tell people I had STDs after intercourse But I had to change it! So now I joke and say I don't have any before."
"My boss keeps getting pissed when I call him 'Dick' for short... It might be because his name is Brian."
"Two lizards are being chased by the police ... and one says to the other 'Lose the tail!'"