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Joke of the Day
"My friend is obsessed with navy destroyers He warships them."
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"Did you hear about the snarky prisoner who smarted off to the guard on the elevator? He was a condescending con, descending."
"You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."
"What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by? Pull down his pants."
"When life gives you lemons, Instagram photos of them and add #Lemons, #LemonSwag, and #UJealous."
"I went to the local zoo today There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu."
"I fell in love with a prostitute last night, she had literally everything I have ever wanted in a woman My dick"
"Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he cuts them up."
"What type of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you."