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Joke of the Day
"This autographed Bible isn't authentic, unless Je$u$ is actually how he signed his name."
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"""My research shows that vegetables triple in vitamin content when used as pizza toppings,"" said the awesome scientist in my imagination."
"I'm the Spare Queen All I know is how to make a mess and then make sense of it."
"Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some shit for Farmville."
"What do you call a deer without an eye? No idear."
"What is Nux's favorite browser? Chrome."
"Difference between your wife and the economy? 5 years later, the economy will still suck."
"At first I didn't really like my haircut... ...but now it's really growing on me."
"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""
"""To each their own"" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you."