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Joke of the Day
"This autographed Bible isn't authentic, unless Je$u$ is actually how he signed his name."
Next Joke
"My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby."
"Can you see? I hate it when people ask what I will be doing in 5 years time? Sorry I just don't have 2020 vision"
"What do warm toilet seats and pussy have in common? They both feel nice but you never know who's been there first"
"If you could choose between 1 billion dollars and world peace... What would the color of your new Lamborghini be?"
"Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional."
"Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said I would, but I don't have a hose that reaches that far"
"What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan."
"*Neighbor text - Sorry for using your wife. Use only when you're not at home* *Shoots Wife* *Neighbor text again - I mean 'Wifi' not wife*"
"You just lost the game."