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Joke of the Day
"I like women like i like my pizza Crusty with lots of cheese."
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"Stole my neighbors family portrait & got it tattooed on my back. Now I'm standing in their living room facing the wall 2 see if they notice."
"what did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Damn"
"What do somolian pirates use as weapons? Arrrrpg's"
"What did the blonde name her pet Zebra? Spot"
"A Leaf and an Emo Person Both Fall From a Tree. What lands first? The leaf, a rope stopped the emo."
"What is the difference between Usian Bolt and Hitler ? Usian Bolt can finish a race."
"Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?"
"My wife's starsign was cancer, which makes how she died pretty ironic. Attacked by a giant crab."
"I'm getting my wife a new bag and belt for our anniversary She will finally be able to vacuum again."