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Joke of the Day

"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"

"After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ...""It has its prose & cons"""

"It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles with the doorknobs again."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"tough choice Obama, Osama, and Hitler are lined up against a wall who gets shot first Obama for fucking this country"

"Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn't have to end at work."

"Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form."

"My son just got his brown belt in Tae Kwon Do. If you threaten him, he bows respectfully before he runs."

"If a poison expires, Will it be more poisonous or less poisonous?"

"I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength."