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Joke of the Day

"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"

"(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen... Made a King's landing."

"I told my friends this story about an orca... It was a killer whale of a time"

"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back."

"Watson: ""Holmes, why are you wrapped in a thin aluminium sheet?"" Holmes: ""DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN!"""

"It took me an hour to attach my watches to each other to make a belt. It was a **waist** of time."

"I've always had a problem finishing what I've started..."

"How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her."

"Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes? He's never Reddit."

"Why don't dead people sneeze? Because they're too busy coffin."