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Joke of the Day
"It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles with the doorknobs again."
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"Him: Want to play Trivial Pursuit? Me: Sure. But I guarantee you'll win. I'm not that smart. Him: Want to play strip Trivial Pursuit?"
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"I gave a paraplegic a Rubik's cube... Left him completely stumped."