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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Two redditors walk into a bar, you won't believe what happens next! Seriously. I knew you'd click it."

"Who was the first female commodore? The Commodore Amiga."

"What do an optimist and a paraplegic have in common? They're not carried by *defeat*"

"Why do they put fences around cemeteries? People are dying to get in."

"A bodybuilder asks a doctor for a pill that will enhance his muscles and increase the size of his penis and tan his skin Here, I'll prescribe you some testostyrone"

"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? To prevent Hispanic attacks"

"Don't worry, Pope Benedict XVI, I get it. Mondays make me want to quit my job too."

"Your pants are so tight... ...you can't even get a leg up on the situation!"

"What did the tree do when he got really nervous? He SOILed his pants I'll^see^myself^out..."