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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it be R, but it's da C!"

"The secret of getting ahead is... not having a rib."

"Spicy Pickup Line If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you. But all I have is cumin."

"Where do homeless people read about their friends deaths? In the hobobituaries"

"What's the best part about being a meth addict? 3 sleeps 'til Christmas"

"My favorite part of a date is the sweet, seedy flesh. Wait, sorry, that's my favorite part of a fig, I always get figs and dates mixed up."

"In honor of his passing, my dad's favorite joke to tell waiters Waiter: ""And to drink, sir?"" Dad: ""I'll have a blind coke."" Waiter: ""I'm sorry?"" Dad: ""You know, a blind coke. No ice."""

"I used to go out with a Jewish girl The sex was Unorthodox"

"Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? It made him mean."