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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form."

"God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy."

"Which is heavier: a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? Depends on which weigh you think about it"

"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? A: They planet Insert death threats below"

"Did you know that if you pull the pin off of grenade and hold it up to your ear You can actually hear the world getting smarter."

"Not sure why, but even when I shower alone, I still get a little nervous when I drop the soap."

"Who are the most decent people in the hospital? The ultrasound people.!! lol"

"M'eal *tips waiter*"

"I was straining on the toilet this morning. ""Where's the fucking sieve?"" asked my wife."

"Web MD should go ahead and sell caskets."