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Joke of the Day
"Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn't have to end at work."
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"Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit."
"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""
"Why was the Amish prostitute shunned? Because she was up to three Mennonite."
"I can't wait for the season finale of... ...America."
"Two economists fall into a hole they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder."
"I finally found out what FDA stands for. Fucking Die Already"
"How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb? Click here to find out!"
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler."
"A guy walks into a zoo. The only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."