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Joke of the Day

"After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ...""It has its prose & cons"""

"[old couple feeding ducks in the park] ""Nothing could ruin this Edna"" *I scare all the ducks away, punch the old man and steal their bread"

"Fighter plane escorts a passenger jet in to Manchester airport as the pilot reported a suspicious item on board. The United team bringing back a trophy this season."

"I got an escort for my grandpa's 100th birthday. She said that she would give him super sex. He said ""I'll take the soup."""

"How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas? In Kangarunes."

"What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."

"What food makes women stop having sex? A wedding cake"

"Ladies, if he calls you crazy, don't get upset. Crazy girls are better in bed so take it as a compliment. But stab him, just in case..."

"What would you rather bea or wasp?"

"Why is Putin Always early? because hes Russian (rush-en)"