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Joke of the Day

"It's an emergency! I need underwear jokes. My baby sister needs underwear jokes for some mysterious reason. I need your guys help!"

"I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard."

"What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest"

"My mom told me if she sees me on Reddit again she will smash my face to the keyboanfiauoprfh8u89puqeiofjrjr89qp"

"Told this girl to text me when she got home ... I think she's homeless"

"How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you."

"Guys who are enemies of Putin seem to have the worst luck."

"Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining."

"What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman? ""I think I'm in loaf."" Ba dum, tss."

"Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""can I get you a drink"" to which Descartes replies, ""I think not"" and *poof* Descartes disappears."