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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer."

"What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?..... You can slick her hair back and make her look 6."

"Splashed myself while washing the dishes naked At least I can say I got my dick wet"

"What did the politician with a cold talk about at his meeting? The important tissues. (I know it sucks, I just made it up)"

"I'm a racist I think the human race is the best one."

"""I was going home with someone new every night. I didn't even know their names, and you know what? I didn't care."" - class hamster memoir."

"Knock, knock...... Who's there? Do you have a moment to install Windows 10?"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat ;)"

"Roy Hodgson has some really important decisions to make now. Like if he wants a window or aisle seat."

"What does a cannibal and a homeless man have in common? They both eat chips off the old block."