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Joke of the Day

"Are they REALLY going to let GAYS play sports?!? What's next? EQUALITY? WOMEN VOTERS? WILL THIS EVER END? #romney2012"

"What are Mario's overalls made of? Pixels."

"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"

"What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot? Baked ham."

"I am literally the only one at this baby shower who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger."

"I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers"

"I woke up with a ringing in my left ear So I put my phone on vibrate."

"nurse: ""if youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half"" me: [visibly confused] wife: ""the grapes keith not the baby"""

"WOW! SNOWING EVERYWHE.... it stopped. OMG IT'S STARTING AGAIN AND... nvrmind. HERE IT IS AGAIN, WEEE...its gone. - Snow globe, the story."

"You are ugly!... A drunk guy screams at a woman: ""You are ugly!"". The woman replies: ""You are drunk!"" Guy: ""At least in my case, tomorrow I wont be anymore."""